nothing in the entire world makes me happier than knowing that two grown men that now are proud fathers to two beautiful three year olds once scared themselves shitless by getting high on leftover weed-filled cakes from amsterdam in a haunted castle in northern ireland. absolutely nothing.
This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my life.
IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”
was season 13 even real did we really spend over a year watching this mess im embarrassed
Maya: (to Zoe) If it weren’t for you, I’d still be with Miles right now.
…Meanwhile at the Hollingsworth residence…
Miles: *passionately makes out with Tristan’s face*